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Scorpion Computer Cockpit

September 14, 2020.

Scorpion Computer Cockpit

Scorpion Computer Cockpit.

Scorpion Computer Cockpit. © Cluvens.

Have you always wanted to take part in your Zoom meetings looking like a supervillain? Now you can! Behold, the scorpion cockpit by Cluvens, priced at USD3,000. According to Cluvens, it can support an ultra-wide 49-inch monitor, or three curved 27-inch monitors. It weighs 265 pounds, is 65 inches long, 47 inches wide and 82 inches tall with its tail fully extended. The chair even comes with a massage and heating function so you can enjoy some quality time while you’re making yourself look like the ultimate villain. The Cluvens Scorpion Computer Cockpit is now available for order on the Cluvens web site, with delivery in 3 to 6 weeks. The chair comes in a wooden crate weighing some 300lb, which is sidewalk-delivered. Setup is a two-person job, and requires one to two hours.

The Verge, Kim Lyons, “Nothing says ‘ready to game’ quite like being cocooned in a giant scorpion cockpit.”